Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
