For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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