Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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