My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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