If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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