i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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