there was a trapeze. enough said
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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