I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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