So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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