I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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