Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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