Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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