People with herpes should wear stickers.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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