I want to stick my p in your. b.
false alarm. still invincible.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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