just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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