READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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