What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
my liver is dry heaving
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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