I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
