It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
i think my cat just said my name.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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