God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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