I wanna bring you to show and tell
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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