Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
