She said her name was "party"
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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