they need to just BURY HIM!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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