my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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