we're chasing vodka with high fives
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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