He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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