yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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