I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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