Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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