They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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