She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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