She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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