also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Congratulations! We have a period
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