Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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