did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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