When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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