They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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