garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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