She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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