i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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