I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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