We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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