I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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