Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
