Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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