Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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