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(575): View more from New Mexico

Do you still like to have your hair pulled?

(713): View more from Texas

No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.

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(214): View more from Texas

they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours

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andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you

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(618): View more from Illinois

Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.

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(469): View more from Texas

I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!

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(219): View more from Indiana

are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?

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(316): View more from Kansas

Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?

(1-316): View more from Kansas

He has a very lickable chest

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