I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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