sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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